Wednesday, February 28, 2007

[APPLAUSE]

the eXile has a hilarious send up of the Oscars here. A sample --
The eXile is proud to present the 2007 Asscademy Awards ceremony, in which we honor the top talents in the global terror industry, all the leading lights and shining stars who have helped make this LWOT (that's "Long War On Terror" for those of you who aren't acronym-savvy) the best LWOT the world has ever known. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's that time of the year to announce our winners of the coveted Golden ASScar, the trophy made of genuine rare dingleberry-plated casing that is the dream of every man, woman, and child - be they black, be they white, be they Jewish, be they, ah, be they yellow, green or purple... Or be they gay! Let's not forget gay people, since we have a gay host tonight!

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