Life is all right in America.
If you’re all white in America.*
If you’re all white in America.*
Now, this is sick! -
Via American Leftist -
Don't drop a piece of birthday cake on the floor in junior high school if you're black. Otherwise, you might get injured as a result of an assault by a security guard, with both you and your mother getting arrested. Oh, and your mother's job with another school district? Don't worry, she's now fired.
Thanks also to Lenny.
*Music by Leonard Bernstein, lyrics by Stephen Sondheim.
